So last week I was walking down the street with my girlfriend. We were going to get our hair cut together. I know that doesn’t sound terribly masculine, but I lost a bet a couple days earlier. We went to see this magician do a show called “magic tricks revealedd,” and I said I would be able to guess how he did his tricks. Of course I had no idea, so there we were. Suddenly we saw the same guy, except he was riding an unicycle down the street on the other side, while juggling some fishbowls, with fish in them. Now I’ve seen everything.